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The most awesome thing ever...

Hello again, Handheld Hooligans! Imagine waiting in line for a PS3 for 18 hours and just smashing the thing to bits on the street once you get one! That's what happened on November 17, the launch day of the PS3 by some fellow Canadians. The video really does speak for itself though.







I think that was the most awesome thing ever! I think that smashing the PS3 is a symbol of and retaliation against all the BS Sony has served us throughout the developemnt of their console (i.e. delayed shipments in Europe, a $700 pricetag, a long, boring, drawn out E3 presentation, no Dual Shock, coping Nintendo with the motion sensing controller, Bluray, etc). I say kudos to you, fellow Canadian PS3 haters! If I was rich, I would do the same thing with 10 PS3s. Sony really has gone downhill since the PS2. But then again, Sony had always operated on a megalomaniacal paradigm. Their greed with respect to the Playstation line of systems has finally shown its true form. I mean, c'mon, $700 for a system?! You could buy a PC for that much, or even put a down payment on a beater. That's even before all the games and accesories a PS3 user is likely to buy. It seems to me that the PS3 is just a good looking, power hungry money-pit. I love video games, but not enough to shell out that much cash. A ladies man like myself still has to keep a high profile, and that means having enough extra cash for a social life. With a Wii, you can have enough cash to throw a party at your house and impress the ladies with your shiny Wiimote (wink, wink). In short, You plus Wii equals women, You plus PS3 equals lonely nights, debt, and of course, lots and lots of porn. So Sony, I once again have to say to you, boourns... boourns.


*****UPDATE: The most sad thing ever...*****


I knew this was coming, but the same folks that smashed that PS3 smashed a Wii today (Nov 19th). Let us now all bow our heads in prayer as we mourn our dear departed console... Well, enough of that, here's the video: